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Showing posts with label political satire. Show all posts

Monday, February 20, 2017

Some En-Light-enment for a Dark Age: Two Psycho-Political Parodies

Two psycho-political parodies from The Stress Doc.  Enjoy!

Some En-Light-enment for a Dark Age:  Two Psycho-Political Parodies

At a meeting with Nepali allied health colleagues, all who are American citizens, the impact of this new administration’s pointed messaging was palpable:  Is America still a safe place for who folks who don’t look like the traditional “majority?”  From a female colleague with brown skin and dark hair recently attracting intense disapproving stares in a restaurant (i.e., people assuming she is “Muslim”) and aggressive “go back home” texts/taunts on social media, to people who have no legal-rational reason, feeling wary about walking in public, many of all walks are starting to feel like endangered “strangers in a strange (more repressive) land.”  In addition to attending rallies and making donations, my push-back method is through words.  The first lyric written this week; the second written the night of the Nov. election.  Hopefully, the democratic pen will prevail over the autocratic sword!  The New “R & R”:  Resistance and the Ridiculous!  MG
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The Fairy-Tail Emperor

When it comes to "media facts"
The Donald does not suppose
Nor bothers with smoking gun tracks...
Simply follows his swelling nose
To the bare bottom of "nasty" attacks
From those "fake-sore loser" foes.

Oh Trumpty Dumpty
Do you know what you know?
Oh Humpty Trumpty
How your little nose grows!
Oh Dumpty Trumpty
You'll stretch the truth
As far as it goes…
What will your gang do
To we who oppose?

Staring down protest in the streets
Alone high atop Mount Ego
Zeus-man keeps hurling tweets
Of all that he knows
It's how "The Man" blows
Up his Olympian PRIDE
He's "not a crook," has nothing to hide

For there is truth in his prose:
One more "Master of the Universe”
Alas, without any clothes!

Oh Trumpty Dumpty
Do you know what you know?
Oh Humpty Trumpty
How your little horn blows!
Oh Dumpty Trumpty
Here's a Russian Red Rose
To help you cover up
That butt naked pose!
Here's a Russian Red Rose
To help you cover up
That butt naked pose!


© Mark Gorkin  2017
Shrink Rap ™ Productions


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11/9:  Have We Seen this Before?
(Or, The Night of Broken Dreams)

Reading about the post-election wailing and grief or the counter-reaction of "stop the whining," helped me realize the personal value of my coping option: turning a political lemon into poetic lemonade. Enjoy...or not!

My biggest fear in this election campaign was that Donald Trump was providing a platform for social-cultural hatred, a hatred by a variety of supporters, surrogates, and sycophants.  Such flame-throwing typically targets groups based on race, ethnicity, nationality, geography, gender, sexual identity, and/or religion.  I don’t believe Mr. Trump is a fanatical hater, more a conditional one:  a) when someone rubs his ego the wrong way (alas, this happens too easily), b) when women complain Mr. T has “rubbed them the wrong way” (alas, this happens too frequently), and c) when he strategically or spontaneously bullies or demonizes “the other” to gain supporters and votes and win a “negotiation” or political battle.  I hope my fears are mostly baseless.  I pray (despite being a Jewish atheist) that the new President will resist the urge to Trumpism, to become a dictatorial, Putin-like “strong man” repressing dissenting voices and constitutional rights.  I will congratulate Mr. Trump hardily if he genuinely helps rebuild our infrastructure and the economic options and standing of working-class families.  In truth, many of his other avowed premises and promises frighten me – personally, for our democratic ethos, and for our fragile planet.  So, I will be vigilant.  To loosely quote Ronald Reagan:  warily trust and verify.  Until then…I versify!


11/9:  Have We Seen this Before?
(Or, The Night of Broken Dreams)

Please do not think me dumb
Or even merely craven, yet
Will 11/9 become
Our homegrown 9/11?

Ah, the ironic paradox
The choice of free election.
Have we unleashed Pandora’s Box:
A swarm of white-male venom?

Oh tell me Mr. Trumpty
How do you run on empty?
Oh tell me Humpty Trumpty
How many have you dumptied?

Forgive my taste in history
To look back does no good
Still…a little pre-war Germany
And streets running with blood?

Why am I compelled to rant?
Perhaps a mere sore loser.
Though not a recent immigrant
(More “word artist” itinerant)
For you…does my life matter?

Oh tell me Mr. Trumpty
Why are you so grumpty?
Oh tell me Trumpty Dumpty
How many have you humptied?

“Why are you so paranoid?”
“He will drain the swamp!”
I gaze into the krystal ** void:
One big internment camp!

I do not fear the Mighty Wall
For I will not be barred
But one and all, from grace may fall
When “vermin” are gold-starred. ***


** The choice of the “kystal” spelling is a blend of “crystal” and “Kristallnacht” also referred to as the Night of Broken Glass.   “Kristallnacht was a pogrom against Jews throughout Nazi Germany on 9–10 November 1938, carried out by SA paramilitary forces and German civilians. German authorities looked on without intervening. The name Kristallnacht comes from the shards of broken glass that littered the streets after Jewish-owned stores, buildings, and synagogues had their windows smashed.

Estimates of the number of fatalities caused by the pogrom have varied. Early reporting estimated that 91 Jewish people were murdered during the attacks. Modern analysis of German scholarly sources by historians such as Richard J. Evans puts the number much higher. When deaths from post-arrest maltreatment and subsequent suicides are included, the death toll climbs into the hundreds. Additionally, 30,000 were arrested and incarcerated in Nazi concentration camps.” (Wikipedia)

*** During the Nazi reign, Jews in Germany (and elsewhere, I believe), were mandated to have gold Jewish Stars sewn on their outer garments, to single out and stigmatize them when in public, increasing their chance for ridicule and much worse intimidation.


© Mark Gorkin  2016

Shrink Rap ™ Productions

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Perhaps not surprising, the political and scatological events of this past week were screaming out for some Stress Doc verse.  I literally couldn’t help myself.  As a friend noted:  It’s like shooting fish in a barrel!   Hey, when life sinks into the sewer…my advice – skewer, skewer.  Enjoy!  Mark
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Talkin Red Birds/Blue Birds:  A Stress Doc Psycho-Political Parody

You hawked the talk
Then stalked her talk
And thrust your beak
In blue bird’s neck
Drawing blood
Your food for thought.
Squeeze every ounce without regret
Then game the system corporate.

You’re a bully, a Red Bull bully
Who always gets his way
A money bully, without boundary, yet
The first to cry, “Foul Play!”

The best way to get ahead
Always being in the red.
Of course, folks do get screwed
(Some not even in the nude)
As you lay out the king sheet-spread
In your big tax sheltered bed.

Oh stuff happens, oh stuff happens
Oh stuff happens every day
Oh don’t worry, just be happy
Find a lawyer… walk away!

Yes, blue bird, too, does “The Street” walk
Perhaps her version – “locker talk”
For when it comes to lobby suite
Both red and blues sing….tweet, tweet, tweet!

Rock and Rob em, Rock and Rob em
For Robber Barons
Might makes right
Rock and Rob em, Rock and Rob em
Robber Barons, with their harems
Better watch your pants tonight!

One might be the lesser evil, but
Are you really on the level?
Taunting she’s devoid of shame
When you play the gulag game:
Time for “the devil’s” jail house walk
Oh let those blue birds squawk, squawk, squawk
The constitution’s writ in chalk
For one blood-thirsty chicken hawk.

Oh when it comes to Russian sweet
Those demagogues sing….tweet, tweet, tweet!
Rootin Tootin, Rootin Tootin
We’re in bed with Mr. Putin
Rootin Tootin, All that Lootin
Lips and hips just keep on shootin
Say one thing, but then refutin
With all of this there’s no disputin…
We now have our own Rasputin!
With all of this there’s no disputin…
We have our Cherry Red Rasputin!


©  Mark Gorkin  2016
Shrink Rap ™ Productions


Mark Gorkin, MSW, LICSW, "The Stress Doc" ™, a nationally acclaimed speaker, writer, and "Psychohumorist" ™, is a founding partner and Stress Resilience and Trauma Debriefing Consultant for the Nepali Diaspora Behavioral Health & Wellness Initiative.  A former Stress and Violence Prevention Consultant for the US Postal Service, he has led numerous Pre-Deployment Stress Resilience-Humor-Team Building Retreats for the US Army.  The Doc is the author of Practice Safe Stress, The Four Faces of Anger, and Preserving Human Touch in a High Tech World.  Mark’s award-winning, USA Today Online "HotSite"www.stressdoc.com – was called a "workplace resource" by National Public Radio (NPR).  For more info, email:  stressdoc@aol.com.


Friday, June 3, 2016

“What The Donald Wants” or The Dark Side of Mr. T

I was working on a poem about someone who definitely triggers a variety of my hot buttons.  Putting on the final touches, when…the light-bulb didn’t just go on – it exploded.  I saw the obvious:  there was a more worthy target; a larger than life figure inviting to be the object of my skewed and skewering attention.  And that I could pair my words and wit with a classic Broadway show tune, only added to my delight.  The Donald, this one’s for you!

P.S.  A reader has already requested a poem about Hillary C.  I'm an equal opportunity lampooner!
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"What The Donald Wants" or The Dark Side of Mr. T

[Loosely sung to the tune of "Whatever Lola Wants," from the Broadway production, Damn Yankees]

Whatever Donald wants
The Donald gets
Whatever Donald rants
There are no regrets.

[Repeat each stanza; first rendition sultry, second version playfully aggressive]

Oh Mr. T
Object of idolatry
Despite the hirsute buffoonery
For The Donald T
Has a down to earth strategy…
Rub-their-face-in-dirt oratory.

Whatever T demands
He will always get
You're putty in his hands
Do you "kool-ade" and abet?

Oh Media-ocracy
You so frighten me
Buying all this lunacy
Oh Media-ocrity
Is ratings slavery
Worth such "psycho-phant-asy"? **

** sycophant:  "a person who praises powerful people in order to get their approval" and/or bask in reflected (or ratings) glory as well as their real or imagined sphere of influence; Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)
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For DTs, day is night, black is white
With their "Great Again" vision
Of course, always, might makes right…
Even if hallucination?  Even if hallucination!

Oh Humpty Trumpty
So plain to see
How off "The Wall" can we all be?
Oh Trumpty Dumpty
For cooking up mass insanity
What's the nouveau-Jonestown recipe?

Atop Babel of Tower
Ball Bluster of the Net
Will unchecked EGO power
Perhaps save us yet?

Oh Mr. T
Our Zeus-like authority
Hurling tweets with impunity

Oh Donald T
Brilliant mind with no boundary
(Unless you're from Mexico City)

Oh Trumpty Dumpty
Please answer me:
Has shell game surreality -
i.e., Reality TV Presidency -
Made a mockery of democracy?
Or is it when your demagoguery
Apes Neo-McCarthy ideology?
(To the sentient-ape family
My sincerest apology!)

Oh Darth Vanity
Death Star "Grandiosity"
If you should implode, hypothetically
With galactic interdependency
Can we survive bail out, black-hole bankruptcy?
Another Atlantic City success story?
(Not to mention Trump University)...
My Lord, I ask with all humility:
Perchance, may we finally FIRE thee?


©  Mark Gorkin   2016
"Shrink Rap" ™ Productions